Even the Swiss german phrase “Ohni Znacht is Bett” (without dinner to bed) is part of Swiss culture. Many (former) Swiss children remember this outdated parental threat of being sent to bed without dinner as punishment.
Note: In Switzerland, it is currently not illegal to hit children. The “educational” slap is still a legal form of discipline and is widely accepted, especially in “bourgeois” circles that favor authoritarian parenting styles and among less-educated social classes that don’t know better.
Punishment as a Children’s Pop Song – Welcome to Switzerland
The Swiss dialect band “Stärneföifi” turned this form of punishment into a hit song. Their debut song “Heicho, ohni Znacht is Bett” (Come home, no dinner before bed), released in 1995, gained unexpected popularity after a 1994 Swiss TV show appearance, leading to the band’s formation. The song’s chorus is even harsher than the title, saying: “Heicho, eis a d’Ohre und dänn ohni Znacht is Bett” (Come home, get slapped, then go to bed without dinner). “Stärneföifi” became a staple in Swiss children’s music, disbanding in 2018.
How Is That Possible?
How could a song about child punishment top the charts? The fact that children find humor in parodying parental threats of slaps and skipped dinners is a positive sign. It shows that they aren’t so oppressed that they can’t laugh at these outdated authoritarian methods – and, together with “Stärneföifi,” feel a sense of rebellion against them. However…
It still says something about the culture when outdated, authoritarian parenting methods are celebrated in songs. The positive side is that the public performance brings the issue into the open. The sad part is that it remains a relevant issue.
The song "Ohni Znacht is Bett" is musically inspired by "Iko Iko" by the Dixie Cups. In 2009, "Stärneföifi" recorded a new version together with the Dixie Cups. Whether the song has earned a place in Swiss folklore remains to be seen.
In Swiss dialect, "Stärneföifi" is a polite expression of annoyance or shock, similar to "holy moly." However, men who use it may no longer be taken seriously in "tough" male circles (except perhaps at a student fraternity drinking party).