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Even the Swiss german phrase “Ohni Znacht is Bett” (without dinner to bed) is part of Swiss culture. Many (former) Swiss children remember this outdated parental threat of being sent to bed without dinner as punishment.

Note: In Switzerland, it is currently not illegal to hit children. The “educational” slap is still a legal form of discipline and is widely accepted, especially in “bourgeois” circles that favor authoritarian parenting styles and among less-educated social classes that don’t know better.

Punishment as a Children’s Pop Song – Welcome to Switzerland

The Swiss dialect band “Stärneföifi” turned this form of punishment into a hit song. Their debut song “Heicho, ohni Znacht is Bett” (Come home, no dinner before bed), released in 1995, gained unexpected popularity after a 1994 Swiss TV show appearance, leading to the band’s formation. The song’s chorus is even harsher than the title, saying: “Heicho, eis a d’Ohre und dänn ohni Znacht is Bett” (Come home, get slapped, then go to bed without dinner). “Stärneföifi” became a staple in Swiss children’s music, disbanding in 2018.

How Is That Possible?

How could a song about child punishment top the charts? The fact that children find humor in parodying parental threats of slaps and skipped dinners is a positive sign. It shows that they aren’t so oppressed that they can’t laugh at these outdated authoritarian methods – and, together with “Stärneföifi,” feel a sense of rebellion against them. However…

It still says something about the culture when outdated, authoritarian parenting methods are celebrated in songs. The positive side is that the public performance brings the issue into the open. The sad part is that it remains a relevant issue.

The song "Ohni Znacht is Bett" is musically inspired by "Iko Iko" by the Dixie Cups. In 2009, "Stärneföifi" recorded a new version together with the Dixie Cups. Whether the song has earned a place in Swiss folklore remains to be seen.
In Swiss dialect, "Stärneföifi" is a polite expression of annoyance or shock, similar to "holy moly." However, men who use it may no longer be taken seriously in "tough" male circles (except perhaps at a student fraternity drinking party).

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Punishment as a Children's Pop Song

From raclette, jass, and fondue to alphorn, Swiss wrestling, yodeling, or even the phrase “ohni Znacht is Bett” (no dinner before bed), Switzerland is famous for its traditions and folklore.

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SMALL SWITZERLAND: GAPS IN THE MEDIA COVERAGE

In most of its scandals,

Switzerland proves to be too small,
and its elite too tightly interconnected (due to Switzerland’s small size, everyone is practically on top of each other),

for its media to report independently and objectively. At best, one receives politically tinted reports and reports that blatantly reveal who is good friends with whom. Switzerland is simply too small to be independent in its media reporting.

Swiss Media Landscape: Manageable Political Blocks

The Swiss media landscape is neatly divided into political blocks, with the bourgeois block having the far greatest media reach.

Most media are thoroughly entangled with politics and the economy, and with their particular interests.

This division of the media into political blocks should at least ensure that the different political currents of the country are balanced. One would think that for every scandal, there would be a publication interested in reporting it from the perspective of their political masters. But this is not the case. Switzerland is simply too small: there are too few editorially independent media that would cover everything that is objectively considered a scandal in an independent and neutral manner. Too many Swiss media report selectively and distort reality according to the agenda of their paymasters. And too often, this agenda is a bourgeois one. In these editorial offices, reports about grievances, which at least people with a social value attitude would consider grievances, simply do not fit. Such reports are not of interest. Much more interesting are reports that reflect the vain interests of the bourgeoisie. The same phenomenon occurs, in the opposite direction of course, in the few Swiss media with a left-wing profile.

Coverage of Public Interest through Media Diversity

In a large country with a colorful, diverse media landscape, there would surely be a paper for every politically colored scandal. Right-wing papers are interested in the scandals of the Left and vice versa, the papers of the Left in the scandals of the Rich. Thus, the media landscapes of Western countries once comprehensively covered the public interest with reports from various political viewpoints. In Switzerland, this coverage does not work because the Swiss media landscape is one-sidedly right-leaning and reports in a one-sidedly right-leaning filtered manner. The few remaining editorially independent and left-leaning media lack the capacity to counterbalance the one-sidedness of the Swiss media landscape due to their marginalization. Therefore, reports that would be standard for publication in other countries are often overlooked in Swiss media.

Gaps in the Spectrum

Firstly, Swiss media houses fail to fully cover the political spectrum. Almost all of them revel in the bourgeois, right-wing corner. Secondly, reports on matters that do not clearly align with the agenda of a Swiss media house stand no chance of being published. If neither distinctly bourgeois nor distinctly left-wing media pick up a story, it simply falls through the gaps in the spectrum of Swiss media coverage. And no one is interested. Because no one cares. Why should they?

The Primitive Relationship of Switzerland to the ECHR

Switzerland has signed and ratified the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR). So far, so good? However, Switzerland has not signed the Additional Protocol to the ECHR that provides effective protection against discrimination. In this regard, Switzerland is in the “good company” of France and the United Kingdom, which also have not signed this protocol. As a result, the scope of discrimination protection under the ECHR for Switzerland is limited to the articles of the ECHR itself. This means that cases of discrimination related to Swiss federal law, cantonal, or municipal laws—which account for the majority of discrimination cases—cannot be brought before the European Court of Human Rights. What would officially be considered a violation of human rights in the sense of discrimination in any civilized European country, cannot, regrettably, be considered “isolated cases” in Switzerland. Rather, discriminatory denials of rights and abuses of law, to name just two examples from the arsenal of discrimination, are commonplace in Switzerland. If the Swiss can afford outright discrimination hunts on minorities, considered regressive in every civilized culture, then we should not hesitate to call Swiss culture primitive by name.